From time to time, Dr. Frank holds the Google-lympics over at his blog. It\’s where he posts some of the most recent (and random) Google searches that have led people to his page.
Having just gone through two years\’ worth of the queries that have brought people here, I just couldn\’t help but share some – categorized, of course – as Frank would have it.
We\’ll start off slowly and build up some bizarro momentum as we go.
This first group is made up of what appear to be actual attempts at finding this website. Who cares if those typing weren\’t sure of a few measly numbers, letters and, in some cases, words? The important thing is they found us:
40 gorgeous blocks
36 gorgeous blocks
39 gorgeous blocks
42 gorgeous blocks
21 gorgeous blocks
40 gorgeous blocks
31 gorgeous blocks
47 gorgeous blocks
3 gorgeous blocks
13 gorgeous blocks
seven gorgeous blocks
49 georgeous blocks band
41 georgeous blocks
41georgiousblocks.com
41gogiousblocks.com
41 g blocks
14 waffle blocks
41 gorgeous block
41 gorgeous black
Next, we have some instances where you can pretty much assume the typist wasn\’t looking for us:
old yogurt
pizza music
livid woman
guitar center & al roker
waffle house shooting december 2003
gorgeous firemen
detective asshole
fun places to go in the rain in hanover pa
novelty wristwatch
darlington lap dance club
chuck e -cheese -cheeses -cheeze -rickie -weiss -costa -yeager -addictive
photos of birthday spankings
awesome cheap hats
And at first, these next three were going just going to be included in that last group:
ugly faces
most ugly faces
ugly faces 2005
That is, until I discovered this one along with them:
ugly faces 41 gorgeous
My ego bruised and a bit bloodied , I trekked on, this time finding questions, some of which I\’d even asked myself before. Though, I hadn\’t been smart enough to ask the internet:
is there non scented pledge
why punk rock
does matt dallas have kids?
what is meant by gawking?
what is a 41 year old roadie to do ?
where did gorgeous go
what have i been doing today
There also seems to have been someone looking for, um, \”things\” in Lewisville, TX:
vista ridge amphitheater lewisville tx
lewisville car show
lewisville tx strip bar
lewisville tx strip clubs
strip club lewisville tx
gentlemen s clubs near lewisville tx
strip clubs lewisville tx
strip bar in lewisville tx
lewisville texas gentlemen s club
lewisville tx strip clubs
auto junkyard lewisville tx
strip club lewisville texas
Then, there were those who might have benefited more from a doctor than a search engine:
how to get rid of a jammed finger
a lot of head rushes
boredom and depression
heat brain damage
sore middle finger
computer stomachaches
This next group… well… I just call it \”Yikes\”:
gorgeous hunks getting it on
creep-stand here with me
shirtless grandma
my sister is gorgeous
websites that block people from seeing what you are really doing
suicide pardon the mess
fleshlight for men
And sometimes Google is the only friend who understands you:
christmas isn t christmas
i like hitting myself with a guitar in the morning
one day someone will walk into your life and you will realize why it never worked with anyone else
being gorgeous gets me a long
But don\’t believe for a minute that all of this is as random and meaningless as it appears. You know, in this hectic world of ours, it\’s so easy to become cynical – to get caught up scrutinizing every little thing you come across, looking only for the easiest way to prove to yourself, and everyone else, that you are the victim here. And even though every now and then you become aware that you take for granted all that you have going for you, often you don\’t realize what you\’ve been missing all along. Yep, sometimes it takes the serendipitous hands a stranger on the other end of a keyboard far, far away to really drive the message home:
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Posted by Matt Riggle @ 2:43 am
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